Imagine finding a random little box on your kitchen table one morning. Inside is a pocket sized version of your favorite character who fits in the palm of your hand and has a high pitched voice.
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
"I always wonder, in any game, but especially Skyrim, how mana works, like in a physiological way. Like, why smarter people have more and regen more, and what part of the body actually secretes it, and how its channeled, and such stuff like that."
the “make your punctuation bigger by increasing the font size so you can stretch your essay” trick is A LIFE SAVER
#where god didn’t bless you with height he repaid you in boobs
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
me fail english? thats unpossible